Still Up
Fridays on Apple TV+Danny Quotes
Amy: You’re a weird little dude, aren’t you?
Danny: Well, it has been said.
David: You can borrow my bicycle if you like.
Danny: Thank you, David, but I don’t think that’s going to get me there quick enough.
David: You can take the basket off.
Danny: Right. Wait, does that make it faster?
David: I don’t know. I’ve never taken the basket off before.
Cab Driver: That your girlfriend, is it?
Danny: What? Ah, sorry, no, we’re just, we’re mates.
Cab Driver: Yeah, if you say so.
Please, brain, let me do this one thing.
You know I can’t communicate with actual men, especially ones who know how to use tools.
Danny: Talking about a waste of a day, how is camping going?
Lisa: I am having a great time. How was that? Anywhere near believable?
Danny: No. Not really. No.
Danny: I’m thinking of contacting Amy. In your honest opinion, how long do you have to wait to text a girl after you accidentally cut off their finger?
Lisa: Oh, I’d say five…hundred years.
Lisa: Listen, maybe this is a blessing in disguise. You know, you can be spontaneous. You can talk from the heart.
Danny: I can barely talk from the mouth.
These zoomy, skypy type meetings, they’re hard enough as it is. But now? I can’t freestyle my way through with all those faces looking at me. I feel like I’m being tried for a crime in a dystopian future.
Lisa: You are so incredible. You are incapable of saying a bad word about her. I mean, honestly, if someone had cheated behind my back with three people, I would so not be defending them the way you are.
Danny: I’m sorry, what did you say? Did you say three people?
Danny: So you’re there. Let’s see your room. What’s it like?
Lisa: Can you imagine Buzz Lightyear’s coffin?
