Popular Dean Pelton Quotes
I scolded Leonard today, so according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.
Dean Pelton here, wishing you another magic year at Greendale--ranked America's #2 community college by GreendaleCommunityCollege.com.
After you left, it was closed for sentimental reasons. And also asbestos reasons.
This is the biggest PR crisis to hit Greendale since we held that rally protesting the wrong Korea.
Don't tell me what I can't do! What are you, Cosmo's July quiz?
Annie: Creepy.
Dean Pelton: I don't know--add some doilies and a foot bath and this is my mom's house.
My god, Annie, what kind of labyrinth have you created? Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars.
Man, this got Sorkin-y.
Professor Duncan/ ZimZam: So we can afford to create a new model of weaponized vehicle once a week, but we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives?
Dean Pelton/ Vice Cobra Assistant Commander: Well, welcome to Cobra, ZimZam! Maybe you noticed our logo was a snake? Suck it up, guys!
Some people said he hid his money using a portal to another dimension. Those people were on LSD. Everyone else said that he had a secret vault in his office.
What does this look like? An hour-long episode of The Office?
