It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXDeandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds Quotes
We gotta stop pussy-dicking around here. It's time to get in the bunker.
You are not eating a hoagie. You are just jamming meats and cheeses in your mouth.
Dee [to Frank]
Dee: I'm not scammin' the government if that's what you're saying.
IRS lady: Your license plate says SCAMMIN.
You guys all better eat a dick 'cause Sweet Dee beat the system.
Pop your teeth in!
Those mothers just left their kids here in a bar with complete strangers in a pageant that's under investigation.
It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people.
Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.
We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.
You downed that bottle of schnapps like it was a soda pop.
Dee [to Roxy]
Charlie, stop wearing clothes you find washing up under bridges.
Dee: What if we took a "Pretty Woman" and threw it Roxy's way?
Frank: It was a bullsh*t movie. People don't change like that.
Mac: People change, Frank. Look at me. I went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you.
Dee: You're not helping my argument.
Dennis: Okay, yea. And if you're going to chime in please don't do it with a mouth full of burrito.
Mac: This is a chimichanga.
Dennis You are becoming a chimichanga!
