Disappointment is anger for wimps.You don't have to be so gentle about everything. It's okay to get angry once in a while.

Alvie: They broke you?
House: They didn't break me. I am broken.

Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.

I'm the most screwed up person in the world.

The opossum was... meant for me!

Religion just killed another person.

Dr. Cuddy: You want to kiss me, don't you?
House: I always want to kiss you.

Dr. Wilson: I'm not here for an argument, House.
House: No. Right. That's room 12A.

Good thing I brought my axe cane.

House: Give me your head.
Ted: What the hell?
House: I know. It's the first time you've heard that sentence with a possessive pronoun.

I NEED THE DRUGS! Hmmm... works for Jack Bauer.

If I wanted you to be like me, I'd urge you to make a stupid, stubborn mistake that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.

House Quotes

Dr. Cameron: House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too short and too painful. So he just says that he thinks.
Dr. Foreman: "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an assho"...

(about House) The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.

Dr. Cuddy