Dr. Gregory House Quotes
I know pain. You think you can handle it and one day you can't. And when that happens, you either find reason to go on, or you don't.
House: I need some help with Alice Tanner. She wants a vagina.
Dr. Cuddy: I'm pretty attached to mine.
Dr. Foreman: So we're taking this case 'cause you're a fan?
House: No, that would be crazy and unprofessional. We're taking this case 'cause I said so.
Which of these says "I want to sleep with you" more? Penguin or beaver? Beaver. Beaver. Beaver. You're right. It's too high school.
House [examining stuffed animals]
House: I've been busy.
Cuddy: Doing what?
House: You.
People who haven't seen Cuddy naked should not throw stones.
Taub: You want me to get Cuddy's approval?
House: I've got be somewhere important.
Taub: Sitting at your desk?
House: I'm running late.
House: Yeah. I have to avoid this problem. If I can restrict our interactions to places where neither of us are wearing pants.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah, that's not avoiding the problem, it's avoiding the issue.
House: Since avoidance is my plan for dealing with the issue, technically, that's not avoiding it. Thanks.
Dr. Wilson: House, everything's changed. You're sleeping together. You want something from her besides a sign-off on scaring a patient to death.
House: You talked to Taub.
Dr. Wilson: He's worried about you.
House: He's a jerk.
Dr. Wilson: I'm worried too.
House: Do I need to say it?
Yeah, I had that same facial expression for the first 48 hours. I had another one, too, but only for 15 seconds at a time.
Dr. Wilson: I've been more passionate with my great aunt.
House: Mabel? Up high.
Taub: House, I was expecting your relationship with Cuddy to complicate our work long-term. I am now concerned it might be affecting us short-term. All due respect.
House: None taken.
