You do not guess, leap to concussion, speculate, theorize, wonder or tell me about your gut. Am I clear?

I hate working on live people. What if I kill him again?

The truth is easier than what she's imagining.

Why was the word flamboyant on a second grade spelling test at a Catholic school.

These emoticons don't deserve to be used in such disturbing ways.

Even you look a little chunky in a flak jacket.

Maura: This microphone doesn't make me look like I have three breasts does it?
Jane: Hey, some guys are into that.

At least I don't play judge and jury and kill people.

Don't be mean because your mattress is still on top of your car.

Maura: I just think it's fun to play fantasy wedding, don't you?
Jane: If you're five.

What a shame to get married in a polyester blend.

Maura: I'm going to make you eat something green tonight.
Jane: OK, I'll get extra pickles on my burger.