Rosalee: Nick, it’s the strongest poison I know of.
Monroe: Supposedly, just this side of nuclear.
Nick [emphatically]: Let’s do it!

The hitchhiker didn’t need a guide to this galaxy. He just needed a Grimm!

Monroe: But if you’re right, and this is in some old Grimm book, this could be predetermined!
Hank: We’re talking *fate*?
Monroe: Yeah, in a way. Which of course means *this* conversation was supposed to be.
Wu: ...okay, this is just one big existential migraine.

Rosalee: My guess is it’s Althochdeutsch.
Wu: You can read Althochdeutsch?
Rosalee: Nope. But the internet can!

Nick: Whatever the reason, Adalind is not going in there. We have to find another way.
Monroe: Like what, Nick? Some *other* magic mirror-unlocking gizmo?!
Nick: Why not?

Hank: I should have gone with him!
Wu: Well, the invitation *wasn’t* really extended to us.
Monroe: Nick was adamant about going solo.
Hank: Well, I’m adamant about getting him outta there!

Monroe: What if it’s not just mirrors?
Rosalee: What are you talking about?
Monroe: Well, what if she catches her reflection in a window or, like, a china cabinet? Is this skull freak gonna pull her through those, too?!
Rosalee: Let’s just stick to mirrors right now, alright?

Well, the woods are lovely, dark and deep… and full of bodies of all sorts.

Rosalee [has a surprise]: Keep your eyes closed…
Monroe: Oooh, you sure we’re in the right room for this?
Rosalee: Slow down, that comes later, bub!

Three eyes *and* three arms? Are you sure it wasn’t a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater?

Monroe: So we just open up shop, act like nothing’s wrong?
Rosalee: Or keep it closed, act like we’re paranoid?
Monroe: Well, *aren’t* we?

Trubel [they're surrounded by SWAT]: Let’s take ‘em on.
Monroe: Rosalee’s pregnant!
Rosalee: Monroe!
Monroe: Sorry.
Trubel: Whoah, you’re pregnant?
Bud: Right now?! Oh, my God, that’s wonderful!

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank