Monroe: So we just open up shop, act like nothing’s wrong?
Rosalee: Or keep it closed, act like we’re paranoid?
Monroe: Well, *aren’t* we?

Trubel [they're surrounded by SWAT]: Let’s take ‘em on.
Monroe: Rosalee’s pregnant!
Rosalee: Monroe!
Monroe: Sorry.
Trubel: Whoah, you’re pregnant?
Bud: Right now?! Oh, my God, that’s wonderful!

Wu: Ummm… that looks like you were shot.
Monroe: More than once!
Wu: ...You’re not a ghost, are you?
Nick [hesitates]: I don't think so...

The only thing we can do for Nick is get out of here so we can come back and kill every last one of those bastards!

Monroe

Monroe: This is our *home*! We're letting those *idiots* rule our lives!
Rosalee: I know! But getting yourself killed is not making our lives any better, thank you very much!

Well, electable or not, none of *us* are voting for him tomorrow! [Everyone stares at him.] ...just for the record...

Monroe [about Renard]

Rosalee [Monroe is working on a self-winding watch]: Well, I'm going to bed, and unless you join me in the next few minutes, you're going to be the one who's self-winding tonight!
Monroe: ...and I'm done!

Hank: Our bodies were run over.
Monroe: Well, I guess that's a sacrifice you have to make when you don't have a cliff.

Maybe hold your breath, just in case?

Monroe [on opening a mysterious door]

Eve: Do you remember when Adalind became me and I became her?
Monroe: I'm pretty sure none of us will ever be able to *un-remember* that.

Monroe [about Renard]: So, what do we think? Are we *voting* for him?
Hank: Well, the devil you know...

Rosalee: I don't think there's a cure.
Monroe: On, no, there's a cure. It's called the parents taking any child suspected of being a lycanthrope and burying them -- alive.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank