Monroe: It's a stick?!
Hank: It looks like a stick.
Wu: A really old stick.
Rosalee: It can't be just a stick.

Nothing personal, guys... or gals.

Monroe [searching through skeletons]

Nick: I don't think we're looking for eyeglasses.
Monroe: That's good, because I can never find mine.

Monroe: My family hunted here for like hundreds of years!
Nick: And when you say 'hunted,' you mean...?
Monroe: Oh! Lots of stuff...

Nick [on Monroe's uncle, an antiquarian]: He's a Blutbaden?
Monroe: More of a book-baden.

It's just so weird that you slept with both of them while the were each other! Relationships are difficult enough without getting into that sort of bizarre arithmetic.

Monroe [on Nick, Juliette, and Adalind]

I think it's kinda homey, in a post apocalyptic, neo-industrial, steampunk chic kinda way.

Monroe [about Nick's new paint factory house]

They are sucking the Kool-Aid fountain dry!

Monroe

Don't worry. I can be as good a brainwashed zombie-headed zealot as anybody.

Monroe

Xavier: They were gonna kill me! What was I supposed to do?
Monroe: How about telling us the truth?!

Nick: I though Xavier was your friend!
Monroe: He was!
Renard: They got to him.
Wu: Well, now they're getting to *us*!

Xavier: [about Nick] You guys really trust him that much?
Monroe: You think we'd be here if we didn't?

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank