The hitchhiker didn’t need a guide to this galaxy. He just needed a Grimm!

Monroe: But if you’re right, and this is in some old Grimm book, this could be predetermined!
Hank: We’re talking *fate*?
Monroe: Yeah, in a way. Which of course means *this* conversation was supposed to be.
Wu: ...okay, this is just one big existential migraine.

Rosalee: Nick, it’s the strongest poison I know of.
Monroe: Supposedly, just this side of nuclear.
Nick [emphatically]: Let’s do it!

I wasn't pissing on the fence for kicks.

Eddie: Well, I sniffed her out.
Nick: Good boy.

Whoa there 5-0. Don't you have a partner for this?

Eddie

Nick: What are you doing?
Eddie: No way, dude I can't be around that guy he's way too potent. I almost bought him a drink.

Eddie: Okay, who am I supposed to be?
Nick: Just yourself.
Eddie: That's a little disappointing.

Eddie: Hello?
Nick: Hey, it's Nick.
Eddie: How did you get my new cell phone?!
Nick: Are you kidding me? I'm a cop.

Eddie: Really?
Nick: Look if I had anybody else I could talk to about this stuff I'd go there.
Eddie: I feel like I should complain.

Eddie: Last time I protected someone for you, it was not a pleasant experience. How is that guy, by the way, were they able to sew his arm back on?
Nick: Uhm, I don't think he's going to be beating anybody up with is again.

Orson: This isn't between you and me.
Eddie: Then what's with the shotgun?

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank