Nick: Munroe, it's Nick, open up!
Eddie: Maybe I should get you your own key.

Nick: A rabbit?
Eddie: I, uh, relapsed.
Nick: Maybe she is not the right girl for you.

We don't kill our own.

Eddie

Let's not let this get out of hand, I just had the carpet cleaned.

Eddie

Weird vibes out here.

Eddie

Nick: I'm going back out there, and I want you to come with me.
Eddie: How did I know you were gonna say that?
Nick: Munroe, if she is something like you I cannot risk someone else's life taking them out there.
Eddie: Apparently you're willing to risk mine.

Dad, I swear to God I'm doing the right thing.

Eddie

Um, okay, he said somewhat tenuously.

Eddie

That is a recipe for dessert.

Eddie

Nick: So what's your favorite color?
Eddie: Red.
Nick: I feel so much closer to you now.

What's my favorite color?

Eddie

Dude, join the misunderstood.

Eddie

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank