Favorite Elaine Benes Quotes
Elaine: Not only didn't you love her, you didn't even like her.
George: Who says?
Elaine: You did.
Elaine: Date with Fred.
Jerry: The religious guy???
Elaine: He's not THAT religious!
Jerry: Let us pray...
No, I don't want to go to a mini-plex multi-theater! It's not a theater, it's like a room where they bring in POW's to show them propaganda films.
George, you're sappin' my strength.
(about George) He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she'll walk out on his show and go see the other show.
Jerry: Hey, I've been back four days, I want my mail.
Elaine: It's mostly bills, magazines, and junk mail anyway.
Jerry: Elaine, that's what mail is. Without bills, magazines, and junk mail, there is no mail.
Why are my shoes a topic of conversation?
Elaine: You'd think they'd mention that before they send you over there: "Oh, by the way, this woman almost has a second head." But no, no, I didn't get any goiter information.
Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.
(to Jerry) Just when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.
Elaine: Come on. Don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?Jerry: Yes they do!
You know, uh... They're fake.