So this is what it’ll be like when Abby gets a wax figure at Madame Tussauds!

Ex-girlfriend: I put a GPS tracker on his car. I thought he was cheating on me!
Gibbs: Hey, nobody’s judging you.
Bishop: I am. Well done!

Bishop: Painting is fun!
Torres: Unless someone is posing nude, I am *not* interested.

Bishop: Mr. Rogers--
Henry Rogers: I’ve told you twice, it’s Henry! I’ve nothing in common with that sweater-wearing pacifist!

Bishop: If it did happen, and that is a big “if,” I wonder if Top Gun beach volleyball was involved, because I can totally picture Torres running around the sand in tight jeans…
Gibbs: Fantasize on your own time, Bishop!

Bishop: I’m not afraid of Gibbs.
Reeves: Well, actually, *I’m* afraid of him.

Reeves: I found Chen’s courier.
Bishop: So... you... jumped in your Winnebago to come tell me?
Reeves: No! I jumped in *his*.

Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Gibbs: Overboard!

Bishop: I just don’t know how to say goodbye to him.
Reeves: Maybe you could close your eyes, and remember everything good.

Bishop: Broken refrigerators are the *worst*!
Quinn: Almost as bad as *talking* about broken refrigerators.

Bishop: Technology tantrum.
Torres: Joining my club, McGee?

Bishop: It's actually freezing.
McGee: Says the 90-pound thermostat!

NCIS Quotes

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott

Ducky: Forgive me, Mr. Palmer, but I can’t resist the urge to give you one of my all-time favorite pieces of advice: “If you’re going through hell, keep going.”