Ella: I like the way I look.
Sydney: That's the problem.

David: You can't tell me you didn't have a good time.
Ella: Don't flatter yourself. I always have a good time.

I don't think anyone has ever offered to destroy an enemy of mine before. It's almost romantic.

Ella: My clients always come first.
Jane: Well, I sure hope it was worth it.

Sure you're old enough to be playing with lighters?

If I'm eavesdropping correctly, you just scored yourself another date.

I have nothing to hide. I didn't murder Sydney.

I hope Riley likes Bar Mitzvahs and birthday parties. Because if you don't put your career first, that's all you'll have to share with her.

Caleb: Who are you pitching him?
Ella: Only the hottest young director in Hollywood.

She needs a better publicist. She needs me!

When you're in public, everything you do is one click away from being sent to Perez.

You need help with math, you ask Lauren. You need fashion advice, you come to me.

Melrose Place Quotes

I've never seen a dead body before.

Violet

David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?