Spencer: Is she threatening to cut your face off?
Emily: Or throw acid at her.
Hanna: You guys, come on.

Emily: Sometimes things look bad, and they're really not. Sometimes there's another explanation for what's going on.
Spencer: And what if that explanation is even worse?

George Washington has dreadlocks on like half my tips.

You're suppose to stop her from doing stupid things like this, not help.

Cars don't float. If they did, pilgrims would have driven here.

You what to know what I think? I think you're lucky that we're not beating the crap out of you.

There's this thing called a double date, and it's what you do with your friends when you can actually be seen in public with the person you're going out with.

Spencer: Senior year is supposed to be best year of life, did you know that it?
Emily: Yeah, if you survive it.

You get to act like a total snotrag because Mommy and Daddy have a safety net of cash to catch your fall.

Mona may not be A, but she's definitely still a B.

Thanks for telling me that...this time.

Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer