Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
[referring to U2 concert]
Drama: Floor level or bust. That's my moto.
Eric: I thought it was "will act for food."
Turtle: You were driving when Vince was seven? How fuckin' old are you, Drama?
Drama: 31. Get off my ass.
Eric: 31, Drama? Yeah, in dog years maybe
Eric: We could've gone, Drama. You just refused to scalp.
Turtle: We could've had great seats for 200 a pop.
Drama: Scalping raises ticket prices so the average fan can't afford them. U2 stands up for the common man and so do I.
Eric: You are the common man, Drama.
Turtle: More like an uncommon loser
Drama: Vanessa Angel. She did three episodes of "Viking Quest" and they just gave her this shitbag spin off. She's been riding the "Viking Quest" wave for like a decade.
Turtle: So do you.
Eric: Didn't "Angel Quest" run five times longer than "Viking Quest"?
Drama: Yeah, but it's only 'cause she showed her tits in "Playboy"
Vince [about R.J. Spencer]: I'm gonna tell him he's a fat, comic book-loving prick.
Eric: Hey listen, this guy's got a website that gets a million hits a day. He can sink a movie faster than Stephen Dorff.
Shauna: Hey, watch it asshole! That guy's my client
Eric: Where's Vince?
Drama: I left him in aisle 9 with that MILF.
Turtle: He's probably banging her in the produce section by now
Eric: You make it like we're in the Far East, Drama.
Drama: Trust me, I know Malibu. One second there's no Fruit Loops, the next the mudslide is slinging a four hundred pound boulder through your dining room
Eric: What's behind door number two, Ari?
Ari: Door number two is a list?
Eric: What list?
Ari: James Cameron's list for Aquagirl, five of the hottest actresses on the planet, one of which, you will be stuck in a water tank with for nine months. Even if you look like our skim milk-colored friend E here, you still have a good shot of swimming in-betwen her legs
Eric: What do you guys think of Cameron Diaz for Aquagirl?
Drama: Love her.
Turtle: Fuck that. She's got a boyfriend. Upside is you bang her, he gets pissed off. Downside is she's loyal. Who wants to make a movie with someone you have no shot at?
Vince: He's got a point.
Drama: If you don't want Vince's head all fucked up, make sure Mandy Moore doesn't get this movie.
Turtle: Seriously, that will drown Aquaman.
Eric: Why? What'd he do to her?
Turtle: To her? It's what she did to him.
Drama: She crushed him, bro. Crushed him.
Eric: Come on, I've never seen Vince hurt over a girl.
Drama: It got ugly, E. He was doing drive-bys to her house, late night hang-ups...
Turtle: He made a mix tape.
Eric: Bullshit.
Vince: Any big news stories today, E?
Eric: What do you mean?
Vince: Mandy's really smart. She was always testing me on what was going on in the world...
Turtle: I heard Pamela Anderson dropped another tit size
You think the night before a Mormon wedding a guy says, "How am I gonna sleep with the same eight women for the rest of my life?"
Eric Murphy
