Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Drama: In Palm Springs I had a king size bed all to myself.
Eric: Yeah, he tried to bang a bunch of senior citizens but he's a non-closer.
Drama: Oh, you slay me E
Eric: First of all, we're boarding, not skiing. Second of all, you guys have been on boards twice and one of those times was in the store when we were testing them out.
Vince: Uh-oh, sounds like a challenge. Tell you what, I'll put up a G for the first man down the hill, unless of course I win, in which case you all have to walk home barefoot.
Drama and Turtle: I'm in.
Eric: What's Sundance without the spirit of competition? I'm in
Harvey: Tell me something, managers, agents, what the hell is the difference between you guys?
Eric: Managers are the ones who care
Eric: Guess who's breaking bread at 2:50?
Vince: Who eats at 2:50?
Eric: Harvey Wiengard.
Shauna: Oh...Harvey's a prick to work for, but he's a genius. Everything he touches turns to Oscar gold.
Vince: You're the man, E
Ari Gold: I got the cash you wanted.
Eric Murphy: Oh yeah? What, did you dust your tranny gear and hit Santa Monica Blvd?
Eric: Is your dad home?
Model: My dad lives in Tennessee. You must be looking for my "daddy."
Eric: Why don't you call Walsh?
Vince: Ah, see, here's the thing you don't seem to be grasping. I don't make the calls. I make the movies. And I make the money, or at least I used to.
Vince: Okay, so Johnny's got his plan. Turtle's got a plan. What's your plan, Manager?
Eric: I'm working on some things, Vince.
Vince: You may wanna work on calling Emily back. She left three messages.
Eric: Yeah, what am I gonna say, "I'm an idiot? I shouldn't have promised you the print of a movie I can't get"?
Vince: I like the idiot part.
Eric: Cut, the bullshit, I'm serious. Vince needs a job.
Ari: Sounds like you might too. I tell you what, Domino's is hiring. Why don't you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati? Now that is comedy
Drama: I still remember my first national commercial.
Eric: Oh, what was that, Valtrex?
Drama: Yeah it was, so fucking what? It got me my Fiat. Plus I got a blow job from the makeup girl who put my sores on.
Eric: Ari, I'm getting killed over here, Vince is not happy.
Ari: Of course he's not happy, nobody's happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me I'm miserable, that's why I'm rich
Turtle, a cold streak implies that you were once hot.
