Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Drama: Look, E, I know we've had our ups and downs but I want you to know I appreciate this.
Eric: Have we had downs?
Drama: No, but we probably will if we work together.
Ari: E, long time hear. You married yet?
E: Yeah October Ari. I assume you'll be there?
Ari: Listen. Can I keep the little groom from the top of the cake just in case Sloan never lets you out of the house again? I could carry you around in my pocket like I always dreamed of.
E: Come on Ari, you're the perfect picture of marital bliss.
Ari: Like a hostage with a machete to its neck you have to put on a good face for the camera.
E: You represent the guy.
Ari: I represent everyone now, Eric.
Eric: How are you Bob?
Bob Saget [about girlfriend]: I'm almost as good as she looks but not nearly as good as she tastes
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so sweet Bob
E [about cigar]: This is good
Murray: I hope so. Six Cubans drowned off the Florida keys to get me those
E [on the phone]: What are we supposed to do for 12 weeks?
Ari: Enjoy life, what else. And snap some below the belt photos of that partner of yours and send them over here. I am bored...
E: You wish! Later.
Ari: Later.
Mrs. Ari [still half asleep]: You're bored?
Ari: It was a joke baby, you know I'm never bored here. Now give me something.
Mrs. Ari: What time is it?
Ari: I don't know. My cock doesn't wear a watch...
Ari [on the phone with E]: I'm still tingling from the weekend.
Ashley: Who is it?
E: It's Ari. It's OK, go back to sleep.
Ari: Wow, you payed for that or is there actually someone that would bang you for free?
Ari: What I'm capable of doing and what you're capable of doing are two totally different things.
E: So what would you do?
Ari: I would make a scene of biblical proportions. I would lie, scream, beg, borrow, and steal. If that somehow didn't part Amy Miller's legs then I would call racism and I would yell for all to hear: "you're really gonna fire my poor black client off the show he CREATED? I'm calling the NAACP, The Reverend Sharpton and the ghost of my man, Malcom X!"
E: Awesome. Guess I'm gonna try my own thing.
E [about Lloyd]: What are you doing to the guy?
Ari: I'm making him a man. Do you remember when I made you one?
Ari: Gus doesn't think he's right for it.
E: How do you know?
Ari: Because unlike you, my workday starts before reading page six.
Ari: Dana owes me.
Eric: You really think she would let you replace the director?
Ari: After what I did for her, she would let us double penetrate her if we wanted to!
