I know the def con level by the look on your face.

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Make sure that he keeps his gun at home.

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Jack: Can I drop you?
Erin: You already did.

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Halloween is when the evil come home to play.

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I'm going to have to sleep on that one, for like a week.

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Fine. Go. Get drunk. Have sex with Greg. Get a tattoo. You need bail money, call your grandfather.

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Some eight hour days feel like a week.

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Are you seeing another ADA behind my back?

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I love being your mom but that tour is almost over.

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This is your mess. I suggest you clean it up.

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You shoot, you score, you win. Now let's go get some ice cream.

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You want me to take your only granddaughter to the Boom Boom room?

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