D: There is no "I" in team.
Evie: But there is an "I" in sushi.

Evie: Boys with toys. It doesn't take much, does it?
Rosie: If you start out the morning with a perfect brew, when everything goes to hell, your day is not a complete writeoff.

Rosie: Do I look like a barista?
Evie: I could see you with a man bun.

Evie: How do you X-ray a shark?
J.D.: Very carefully, I'd reckon.

J.D.: Who wants the body? Who wants the divers?
Evie: Let me see: dead, bloated body or buff Navy divers. Have fun with the floater.

NCIS: Sydney Quotes

Let's just accept that I can piss further than you can, shall we?

Mackey [to JD]

JD: Good morning, Rosie.
Rosie: I'll be the judge of that, mate.