Comfort's overrated.

Either I make you nervous or you have a neurological disorder.

Just remember you find comfort over rated.

I get it. Sometimes you have to do something crazy in order to do something wonderful.

Hank: You know what they say Superman - with great power comes great responsibility.
Evan: That was Spiderman.

Tucker: (regarding wine) You need to chill that first.
Evan: Don't worry - I'll just put some ice cubes in it.

That's my boy.

Eddie

That's my line.

Eddie

Evan: We were on a treasure hunt, remember?
Hank: I don't remember it that way.

Evan: To Cuba - to Canadians - to private jets -
Hank: To dominoes.

Sometimes people take risks in order to save someone they care about.

Here - put this on. If anyone asks just say - what do I look like a charge nurse. I guarantee no one will ask any more questions.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan