Hank Lawson Quotes
Hank: You need to call the ambulance now.
Carmen: We can't.
Hank: Why?
Carmen: Because he's already dead.
Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.
Nice play Boris.
Evan: Is Boris in a long distance relationship?
Hank: Yeah, with the one who is trying to save his life.
Evan: Please take the baggage.
Hank: I don't want to take the baggage.
Evan: I've been thinking about putting a will together. Um, I'd leave everything to you, but since I don't actually own anything I'd just leave you the will. Does that interest you at all?
Hank: No it doesn't.
Evan: It's your classic existential dilemma.
Hank: I don't think you know existential means.
Mrs. Neuberger: Did you know that he is bringing sexy back?
Hank: I didn't know it was ever there.
Evan: At some point you're going to have to forgive him.
Hank: At some point you're going to have to realize I won't.
Forget what he did to us - think about what he did to mom.
Evan: Let the record show that you were wrong.
Hank: The record will reflect that.
Hank: Ok, look, even if she's pregnant it doesn't mean she's cheating on you.
Tucker: Well, it does if we have never slept together.
Hank: Ohh! Yeah, it kinda does.
