Wow, that's like the world's fattest man giving dieting tips.

Ashley: Has Caleb been tangling with Mona?
Hanna: Tangling? I don't even know what that means.

I have to borrow Emily for some girl talk. Not girl on girl talk, just girl talk.

Spencer: Is she threatening to cut your face off?
Emily: Or throw acid at her.
Hanna: You guys, come on.

Spencer: If she's going to dip back into the A-bag to scare me off the decathlon team, she's got another thing coming.
Hanna: Is being captain braniac really that important?

I have enough daddy-issues of my own. I can't deal with having issues about hers too.

Hanna: What'd you do with the basket?
Aria: I trashed it. Why did you want the jelly beans?

Face it, Caleb. We were never "under the radar."

You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen.

Paige wasn't in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.

Things just went from worse to worser.

Um, Nate, she's gay. She dated your cousin.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer