Hector: So, you want to stop and get a drink before the party?
Sarah: I already did

Tom: We can't do this. Choosing which one of us will take you tonight has really been hard on our friendship.
Hector: It's like Sophie's choice, only the kids have to decide

Trust Me Quotes

Conner: You need to get this boat.
Mason: I can't afford it.
Conner: Be a good American and finance it.

You've been carrying me? I've been carrying you so long I have scoliosis

Mason [to Conner]