Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCIzzie Stevens Quotes
IZZIE: "Oh. Okay. You're crazy now."
MEREDITH [laughs]: "I'm alive."
IZZIE: "Yeah, okay."
IZZIE: "I can't have him living in the room right next door. It's weird."
MEREDITH: "People are what matters. Alex is one of our people. We can't just leave him out in the cold."
IZZIE: "'People are what matters.' You don't like people. Is this about your mother?"
MEREDITH: "No! I had a near-death whatever and I was dead. And now I'm not. So, I'd like to use this chance I've been given to be more positive. People are what matters. Paint with all the colors of the wind."
IZZIE: "What's wrong with where he was living before?"
MEREDITH: "I don't know where he was living before."
IZZIE: "Probably a whorehouse."
IZZIE: "Alex is moving in?! To this house?!"
MEREDITH: "He's taking George's room."
IZZIE: "Why?"
DEREK: "I was asleep just a minute ago."
IZZIE: "Uh? And I was naked - in the bathroom - when Alex walked in. I'm lucky I didn't come out of the shower to see him peeing all over the seat."
IZZIE: "What the hell are you doing here?"
ALEX: "Movin' in."
IZZIE: "What?!"
IZZIE: "Alex!? God!"
ALEX: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen it all before."
CRISTINA: "Uh-uh. No."
IZZIE: "Cristina."
CRISTINA: "I’m not doing this."
IZZIE: "Cristina. She’s gonna survive this. She’s gonna survive this. She’s gonna survive this. She’s gonna survive this."
IZZIE: "She’s gonna be okay."
GEORGE: "Sometimes you’re wrong."
RICHARD: "What's your ETA to the hospital?"
IZZIE: "That's what I'm saying, we can't get him out. He's stuck under a car, we can't get him out."
RICHARD: "Okay, first you need to stay calm."
IZZIE: "I can't stay calm. Calm was over minutes ago. Calm is gone. Calm is an impossibility. I got his best friends out here and I can't let him die, so please, just tell me what I need to do."
IZZIE: "I'm gonna need a drill."
FRIEND: "I got one in my trunk."
OTHER FRIEND: "What do you need a drill for?"
IZZIE: "I gotta drill holes in your friend's head."
"[to Rick's friend] "Okay, that can't happen. Do you understand me? Sounds can't happen. Freaking out can't happen. Because if you freak out, I'm gonna freak out and I'm the one who's holding a power drill to your friend's brain. So if you're gonna vomit, if you're gonna make sounds, step away. If you're gonna stay here, you're gonna have to pull it together. Okay?
IZZIE: "I'm sorry, I ran out of sterile drapes. I had to use some guys t-shirt. He wasn't sweaty or anything, he was a clean guy, but..."
RICHARD: "Okay, call the OR tell them we're comin' up."
IZZIE: "I also dropped a scalpel in the field and by that time I had used all the alcohol swabs on the drill bits so... I think we should load him up on antibiotics. Lots and lots of antibotics."
RICHARD: "Stevens, you put a drill through a man's skull and didn't hit his brain. You saved his life. Get cleaned up and get to the OR, you've got work to do."
IZZIE: "The OR?"
RICHARD: "Yes, the OR. You're officially off of probation."
