Favorite Jack Donaghy Quotes
Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.
We brought good things to life. And bad things to Chinese rivers.
Show her the ugly duckling has turned into a vaguely ethnic swan.
[to Liz] You're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.
He owns the world's only giraffe basketball team, the New York Necks.
That's what I'm talking about, empathy. It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics ... This February on NBC.
I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia.
Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
[to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
The New York Times doesn't have a reporter named Seymour Nips.
I promise you this weekend will be filled with looking out windows while holding a glass of scotch.
Hallowed be my reservation. If you are able to hold my table ... Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause us to be late ...
