Popular Jack Donaghy Quotes
Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.
I needed to unite the room around a common enemy and Ed Begley Jr. wasn't available because the sail on his car broke.
Kenneth's been out there for an hour telling cleaned-up Garrison Keillor stories.
Liz: It's like on TV. It used to be you couldn't say crap, then they let that slide and now we can say whatever we want. Douchebag. Asswipe.
Jack: Anal rot.
A room full of rich people can...change the world.
Next week Jay-Z was going to do a duet with one of the spinning chairs from The Voice, and the chair just pulled out.
They're called Spanx!
We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!
She keeps confusing me with this ridiculous notion that sex and love are somehow connected.
Jack: Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show.
Conan: I don't know. He's kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me.
Jack: You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your television ideas. You know he started off as page just like you.
Kenneth: Really? So did I!
I brought you back from the dead, and revived your career.