Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.

In my defense, every April 22nd I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions.

I once declared 'I am God' during a deposition.

Liz: Oh, right, sorry, my mail has been piling up and I keep forgetting to buy toilet paper.
Jack: What is that supposed to mean?

Just to know she's filled with bile over me warms my heart.

I once pants-ed Deepak Chopra while Craig T. Nelson taped it. I don't meditate.

Phoebe: Hello.
Jack: Uh, Mother, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is my mother.
Phoebe: Hello, Mother Donaghy, I'm Phoebe! It's such a pleasure to meet you. I love your little hat.
Colleen: Oh, my God.

Mothers. You can't kill them...

A room full of rich people can...change the world.

Look at this guy ... he used to be a man once.

I am extremely secure in my athleticism, my masculinity, and my rectal integrity.

Now as you may have read in Robert Parker's wine newsletter, "Donaghy Estates tastes like Satan's urine after a hefty portion of asparagus."

30 Rock Quotes

Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.

In my defense, every April 22nd I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions.

Jack