What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.

Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.

She has the brain of a man, and the ass of a French teenager.

Check out Kim Jong Un's pants. Where's the flood?

So, how was your hiatus? Start with what puzzles you did.

That's the sound of Honey Boo Boos piling up on your Tivo.

Liz: Lize Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area.
Jack: Lemon I've seen your bathing suits, that could be anywhere.

Like a silver back gorilla or Mitt Romney's grandfather, I require more than one woman to...

Jack: How many other Pokemons are there?
Zarena: Jack, the plural of Pokemon IS Pokemon.

There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Liz: Show him how funny women are.
Jenna: Are we though?

Reginald: Donaghy, still over at NBC with all those communists and homosexuals?
Jack: Reginald I believe you're thinking of the White House.