Jack Donaghy Quotes
Frank: In Sicilian, [Rossitano] means 'well poisoner.'
Jack: In Gaelic, Donaghy means 'dung basket.'
[on his dad] He'd show up every now and then to impregnate my mother and punch out the umpires in Little League.
What about his manstress?
I watched an American Masters last night about Baryshnikov ... I picked up a few things.
We're Jack and Elisa ... Jalisa!
She keeps confusing me with this ridiculous notion that sex and love are somehow connected.
Look at this guy ... he used to be a man once.
Elisa? I was about to do the whole run to the airport thing, like Ross did on Friends and Liz Lemon did in real life.
Hallowed be my reservation. If you are able to hold my table ... Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause us to be late ...
I have faith ... in things that I can buy and sell and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion.
I once declared 'I am God' during a deposition.
I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapons grade narcotics. Oh, it feels good to say that one out loud actually. That one was weighing on me.
