Favorite Detective Jane Rizzoli Quotes
Jane: I am never getting married or having children.
Maura: Do you think that can protect you?
Angela: Why do you have to be so snippy?
Jane: Why do you have to be so snoopy?
Jane: What is it with the English and their ridiculous hats?
Maura: The Anglican church made women cover their heads.
Jane: With a pink migrating goose.
Why do you have to go straight to breeding, with my brother.
Oh I like Byron, when anesthetized. Your turtle has a better bedside manner.
Frankie: I'm waiting for an apology.
Jane: Take a seat. You'll be waiting a long time.
Maura: I just wanted to sleep with him. If only he didn't talk.
Jane: Or have a face licking fetish.
Maura: Let's talk about his penis.
Jane: If we must.
Jesse: Call me. I wouldn't mind be interrogated by you.
Jane: Heard that line. Like four million times.
Here's a deal. I'll do sensitivity training. You never do Brando.
Axel: You're a cop. That's a turn off.
Jane: Bummer.
The only thing Tommy does temporarily is stay out of trouble.
