Favorite Detective Jane Rizzoli Quotes
Maura: Chimpanzees do that.
Jane: Do what?
Maura: Grab their crotches. It's a sign of aggression.
Korsak: Junkies don't shoot dope out in the open.
Jane: They're like cockroaches. They hide.
I'm not suggesting we're looking for a place that serves Flipper. I'm saying maybe there's a dolphin in the logo.
You want food? Go hunt and gather.
Hello, that's water. I'm blood.
You are the dumbest genius I know.
Maura: This microphone doesn't make me look like I have three breasts does it?
Jane: Hey, some guys are into that.
I just shot my best friend's father.
I'll never tell you that it'll be OK when I don't know that it will.
Frankie: Who are you dressed as?
Jane: A person. Shut up.
One date to see Dumb and Dumber doesn't constitute a boyfriend.
If I wanted support like that I would have called my mother.
