Jared Franklin Quotes
Jared: I want to make this work.
Swatello: So do I, but like adults.
Jared: Let's not get crazy.
Jared: My hatred for you has been greatly exaggerated.
Swatello: That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
Jared: That's really sad.
Fate is what you make of it not just what comes your way.
Jared: When the dust settles is Swatello the one?
Peter: Right now she's the one who got away.
You got us arrested. We totally blame you!
My ninth birthday all I got was the Milenium Falcon with the stowaway bay.
Peter: Well, you know you can trust us.
Jared: We've got attorney friend privilege.
Jared: I wouldn't mind his game when I'm 70.
Peter: I wouldn't mind his game now.
The fact that I took our friendship and just crashed it into a pole kills me. It makes me want to do a swan dive into a woodchopper.
OK, do I have a sign that says I banged Peter's mom on my forehead? Let me rephrase that before you punch a hole through my face.
Jared: We were young. Mere chicken tenders.
Peter: But now we're the big cocks of the wok.
You should come with evil theme music.