Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTPopular Jared Franklin Quotes
Jared: Every school had cheerleader car washes.
Dean: Where the cheerleaders washed the cars not where you washed the cheerleaders.
Carmen: How did we spend $200 on handkerchiefs?
Jared: I'm studying magic.
Jared: How do you know this guy?
Stanton: I have no recollection and I think I would remember that mustache. It's quite impressive.
It's hard to argue self defense when he called his shot three days before he did it.
Jared: Trial team group hug?
Peter: Let's do it.
Damien: No.
Judge: I've cleared the courtroom and I have my special contempt of the court pen at the ready, gentlemen.
Jared: I hate that pen.
We love going to court. We've seen In Justice For All about ten times.
Peter: She might have anger issues.
Jared: If she doesn't, she will now.
This is the weirdest courtship I've ever seen. Just like Animal Planet. Are you going to bite her?
Jared: You know what she made you?
Peter: Her bitch?
Jared: He's whack job but in a good way.
Peter: Whack job's need lawyers too.
Franklin: I went on a vision quest and had sex for 12 straight hours on a mountain top on Joshua Tree once. I would have kept going but we were surrounded by coyotes.
Pindar: Is any of that true?
Franklin: I went to Joshua Tree once.
