Jeff: I'm actually a Spanish tutor.
Britta: Can you say that in Spanish now?

Sorry, I was raised on TV. I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a mentor of some kind.

There's a guy trying out for the track team that is older than the game of poker.

I did a little bit of lying to get close to you. I mean, you look like Elisbaeth Shue.

The Dean: I thought you had a degree from Columbia.
Jeff: Yes, and now I need to get one from America.

The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.

Community Quotes

Can we just take a mental step backwards and realize we're simply in a Winnebago?

Jeff

Britta: Are you okay? It looks like you have actual bedhead this morning.
Jeff: In fashion, I'm what's known as a taste-maker.
Britta: And you missed an entire side of your face shaving.
Jeff: And next month, so will Gwen Stefani