Jeff Winger Quotes
Jeff: I'm actually a Spanish tutor.
Britta: Can you say that in Spanish now?
Sorry, I was raised on TV. I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a mentor of some kind.
There's a guy trying out for the track team that is older than the game of poker.
I did a little bit of lying to get close to you. I mean, you look like Elisbaeth Shue.
The Dean: I thought you had a degree from Columbia.
Jeff: Yes, and now I need to get one from America.
The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.
