Jenna Hamilton Quotes
Kevin: When we were young I did and said a lot of awful things to her. Things she's forgiven but clearly hasn't forgotten. I wasn't always the best guy.
Jenna: Well let's be real she hasn't always been the best either.
Kevin: I know, but you've got to cut her some slack. Because what you don't know is that I wasn't always around as much as I should have been, and when I was you didn't want me to hold you.
Jenna: That's not true you were the only one who could put me to sleep.
Kevin: ...with your Mom's song. Singing that lullaby was the only way to get you to calm down. She wanted me to be your hero.
Kevin: Now all your friends can take a joyride in the Jenna Wagon. That's sounded bad.
Jenna: It was the hoopty of my dreams, and I had to admit I was stoked.
Tamara: Holy sh*t!
Ming: Holy sh*t!
Jenna: You are supposed to be calming me down!
Tamara: I am sorry J, but holy sh*t!
Jenna: What? Why didn't you give me the heads up?
Tamara: I don't know maybe I was busy buying lottery tickets 'cause I'm a freakin' psychic.
Tamara: Wanna go in? If he's midstream he won't be able to run away.
Jenna: I don't think I can move.
Tamara: Do you need the pep talk again because I can rally.
Jenna: You're drunk.
Ally: And you're a dork, but at least I'll be sober tomorrow...for a while.
Jenna: I guess your plan to ruin my parents' relationship worked. Happy?
Ally: Listen, your Dad's the one who ruined their relationship and it started years ago.
Jenna: What are you talking about?
Ally: Think about it why would I hate buzzkill this much for no reason? Because I'm the one who had to pick up the pieces when he screwed over your mom over and over again.
Jenna: We need to find a way to tone this down. Suggestions?
Tamara: Put on a hat.
Jenna: What's that gonna do?
Tamara: Hide your face.
Tamara: Jesus, your mom documented high school like it was the best time of her life.
Jenna: And it was.
Jenna and Tamara: Sad.
Ben's tactics were tacky, but so was my mother, so they were working.
Gone were the secrets and heartache of my past. I was looking at my future.
Considering that Ally's longest relationship was with nicotine her spontaneous engagement was kinda sketch.
