Popular Jenna Maroney Quotes
If I wanted to see a black man make a fool of himself I'd have sex with K-Fed again.
Guardwell. Guard your well. Well.
I had this thing where I kept running into Michael Douglas, then I realized it was just some old lady who lives in my building.
Jarem! Look how drunk I am! And how full of cheese my mouth is!
You don't want to mess with that stuff, Liz. Ice has caused a lot of ODs in the porn community.
Wrong tree, mom.
Sexual time travel. Just like my Cinemax softcore 'Emanuelle Goes To Dinosaur Land.
Fidelity, Paul. It's not just the name of a bank that sued me.
Jenna: Let's Lez!
Liz: No, I meant a book club or something.
The writers can't take a car service at night anymore. I've crunched the numbers and it's cheaper for us to just replace anyone who gets murdered.
Just a pageant? That's like say a guy is cool 'cause he has just a speedboat.
Liz: How you doin'?
Jenna: There is no way that I am working with that guy. Do you know that he once got arrested for walking naked through LaGuardia?
Liz: Yeah.
Jenna: And that he once fell asleep on Ted Danson's roof?
Liz: Yeah, Tracy has mental health issues.
Jenna: He bit Dakota Fanning on the face.
Liz: When you hear his version, she was kinda askin' for it.
