I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

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My God, you do have a heart? Oh, my bad! It's just a bloody rib.

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That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard!

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What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

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Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline. Yeah. I do.

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I'm supposed to be running three different prom committees right now and you keep phone stalking me!

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Everyone needs to stop kissing me!

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Everybody just needs to stop kissing me!

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I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can't I just kill her?

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Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

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I'm a terrible liar... I'm even worse at duplicity.

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Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.

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