Caroline: Is this a bad time?
Ric: No, I'm just getting used to the millennial work ethic.

Caroline: You snuck into my house and found my old wedding book?
Bonnie: How else was I going to out-Caroline Forbes Caroline Forbes?

Caroline: The throne is empty.
Stefan: Right, no, yeah, I was...child-proofing.

Stefan: I'm at a loss with Damon. I don't know what to do with him anymore.
Caroline: Maybe the best thing to do is to mourn Tyler. We all owe him that.

Let me be perfectly clear, Stefan. If Damon gets in between me and my girls, I am going to kill him. So no, you cannot come with me. Don't say anything. Just listen. Until this is all over, there is no us. There is only me, and my kids, and their father. They're all depending on me, and I can't afford any distractions, or compromises, especially when it comes to your brother.

Caroline: You have no right to cut me out of this. Those are my kids!
Stefan: And you're going to be my wife, and Ric is my friend, and Damon is my brother. I have the chance to fix this for all of us so that's what I'm gonna do.

Caroline: You can't blame this on me!
Ric: Why not, Caroline? My kids should've never been involved in this.
Caroline: Our kids.
Ric: My kids. They're mine, Caroline. Mine and Jo's.

Damon: Merry Christmas, Ric.
Alaric: I killed you.
Caroline: WHAT?
Alaric: He deserved it.

You wanna know what I did after I became a vampire? I graduated. I went to college. I became a news anchor.

Oh my God! Oh my God! And we can be roommates because we have an extra bed, and we can clear out half the closet!

Stefan: Aren’t you a drama major? What do you know about PTSD.
Caroline: Well I know that you tried to deal with it your own way and you failed so now, we’re gonna try it my way.

Elena: You memorized my breakup?
Caroline: Of course I did.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.