Aaron: Are you cleaning the fireplace?
Caroline: Yeah. You know. All those carcinogens.

Elena and Damon. Damon and Elena. I know there's a nickname in there somewhere.

Damon: You once told me that calling me "Satan" was an insult to Satan.
Caroline: Well... no one's perfect.

It felt really good to kiss him. So, then, I kind of, sort of... had sex with him.

I can be bitter, party of one.

You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.

The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there's normally good news.

Caroline: Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence.
Tyler: Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.

Katherine is a passenger in Elena, except it's worst… because none of us seemed to notice!

Who volunteers themselves for witchy electro shock therapy?

For a couple of dopple-targets, you two seem to be taking this all in stride.

I don't abandon the people that I care about.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.