Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.

I feel like I've been here before. That's... weird.

Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."

[to Damon] You manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, erased my memories, fed on me.

I'm a m-m-murderer. I'm a monster!

Why did Katherine do this to me?

I don't get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life?

You want me to eat bunnies and I'm kind of freaking out.

So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?

That doesn't vary much from your worried vampire look, neither of which vary from your hey-it's-Tuesday look.

You're gonna be 70 and in diapers and he's still gonna be smokin hot.

Jenna: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Jenna: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.