Alaric: Granted, being a vampire hunter doesn't lend itself to a healthy social life.
Jeremy: Yeah, turns out a social life isn't as much fun as kicking vampire ass.

Jeremy: I can't leave now, no way. Not with the sheriff sick and Enzo on a rampage. It's not the right time.
Elena: No kidding because the right time was a couple of eyars ago. Enzo could have killed you today and the other day Liv threw you across a room. And let's not forget the time that you actually died.
Alaric: She's right. Time to get the hell out of here.
Elena: You deserve a normal life, Jer. You deserve the life of a kid whose only baggage is that he lost his parents.

Elena: Our lives are so weird.
Jeremy: That's the understatement of the century.

Damon: Look who graduated!
Jeremy: He was fine with it?
Damon: I mean, you're practicaly flunking, missed 100 days of school, and you can barely spell the word "cat," but sure. He was fine with it.

If I can get through to her we save Bonnie's life. If not? At least I'll be with her when she dies.

My problem is that everyone thinks I shouldn't have one!

I did my part. She's definitely not hiding in the Salvatore's liquor cabinet.

Elena: Jeremy why would you even risk it?
Jeremy: Because she looks good in a bikini.

Jeremy: It's not a big deal.
Matt: Not a big deal. Right. I forgot you don't care about anything.

One part wolf’s bane, one part vervain; altogether, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had.

How do you expect me to care about when this is my life? Take a look around, it's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry i missed class today we were under a doppleganger invasion."

Liv: She run away from home?
Jeremy: No. She's been possessed by her evil doppleganger.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.