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Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSJimmy Palmer Quotes
Jimmy: I'm actually in it for the honey. I love that stuff. I put it on everything.
Jessica: Yeah, it's a problem.
McGee: Boy, it would be cool if it were aliens, right?
Palmer: Beyond cool.
Jimmy: I'm sure he's fine, Jess.
Jessica: Of course he's fine.
Jimmy: I just mean I'm sure there's an explanation for all this.
Jessica: Of course there's an explanation.
Jimmy: Exactly. Any idea what it is?
Change is the essence of life.
Ducky [to Palmer]
Palmer: You are one in a million, doctor.
Ducky: True.
Jessica: Ducky's handwriting. Not that great.
Palmer: Well, he's a doctor.
You knew the man like no one else, Jimmy.
Jessica [to Palmer]
Oh, come on. This is the indomitable Abby Scuito we’re talking about. I don’t care what the odds are. You can never count her out.
Jimmy [about Gibbs]: Camera adds ten pounds to his temper…
Gibbs [behind him]: Wanna make it twenty?
Picture this. You and me, subterranean coworkers, dining in ice chairs. It’s just so *right*.
Jimmy: What’d I miss?
Torres: Just McGee’s sad childhood.
Ducky: He’s *dead*, Doctor Palmer.
Jimmy: Yeah, I noticed that when I removed his spleen and he didn’t complain!
