Favorite Joe Bennett Quotes
Victory: I've come here to say two things to you. One, I'm sorry. and, two, thank you. Thank you for everything you've done for me
Joe: you're welcome
Victory: Wait, three. I would have said yes. [Joe gives confused look] To your proposal. I would have said yes
Joe: May i say something?
[Victory nods and Joe kisses her]
Victory: Don't you still want to marry me?
Joe: I do... but...
Victory: No but. Just I do. I may not be able to bank roll you mr bennett... yet... but I know how to keep you looking sharp. You own my heart, Joe. Whatever else you do or don't have, you'll always own my heart.
Joe: How do you think they felt about me?
Victory: I think it went very well
Joe: Really?
Victory: Yea. Joe they met you like 8 hours ago and trust me they never met anyone like you before.
Joe: You think you can frame that so I don't sound like the creature from the black lagoon
Do you know how many times I bought a business that I wasn't absolutely sure was going to make a profit? Once. I wasn't looking to buy a clothing company... I didn't want to buy a clothing company. I wanted... It doesn't matter what I wanted... I have gambled enough on Victory Ford
Joe: I happen to know a lot about spectacular dresses. I've taken off one or two in my time.
Roy: Really? You like to tuck or you just roll with the bulge?
Victory: I'm sorry
Joe: For?
Victory: You have to understand who my parents are. A wedding is not a wedding to them if it doesn't last 5 days. My dad's toasts are longer than most German operas.
Joe: Victory..
Victory: My family is so close it's not even a family, it's like a cult
Joe: Should she be handling scissors?
Roy: Do you want to take them away from her?
Victory: I hate this you know. I hate you sending a jet for me. I hate that I liked riding in it so much. I hate your smug attitude like you're some big hero, cause you're not. You just called your assistant and her send it for me
Joe: Actually I called myself. And hey I could have waited for you in the car. But here I am standing in the tarmac freezing my ass off. I don't do this for anybody.
Joe: I know what you're gonna say, it's only money and i'm sure that you're right. The only problem is I don't know who the hell I am without it
Victory: I know who you are. You're the man I want to marry
Wow, three damsels in distress
Joe
Joe: I like it, it's cute.
Victory: Cute? What is cute? This is an evening gown, not a onesie!
I get it. The bill won't pass until I'm officially stamped by the house and the senate.
Joe
