Joe Bennett Quotes
Joe: That was fun.
Victory: Were we at the same party?
Joe: How do you think they felt about me?
Victory: I think it went very well
Victory: Yea. Joe they met you like 8 hours ago and trust me they never met anyone like you before.
Joe: You think you can frame that so I don't sound like the creature from the black lagoon
Victory: I'm sorry
Victory: You have to understand who my parents are. A wedding is not a wedding to them if it doesn't last 5 days. My dad's toasts are longer than most German operas.
Victory: My family is so close it's not even a family, it's like a cult
Victory: Don't you still want to marry me?
Joe: I do... but...
Victory: No but. Just I do. I may not be able to bank roll you mr bennett... yet... but I know how to keep you looking sharp. You own my heart, Joe. Whatever else you do or don't have, you'll always own my heart.
Joe: I know what you're gonna say, it's only money and i'm sure that you're right. The only problem is I don't know who the hell I am without it
Victory: I know who you are. You're the man I want to marry
Joe: I really did want to have that dinner with you
Victory: ...and here you are dining with the seagulls instead
Joe: Happy one year anniversary
Victory: Day late and a dollar short
Joe: You have no idea
Joe: Either you have remarkable psychic ability or Ellen just lost her job
Victory: Then let's go with remarkable physchic ability
Victory: Okay look all I need is one hour Friday. You can forget dinner. Just one sip of wine and we can split a crab cake. Are you in our you out?
Joe: I'm in. I want my own crab cake
Victory: So what are we now?
Joe: A day older
Victory: I've come here to say two things to you. One, I'm sorry. and, two, thank you. Thank you for everything you've done for me
Joe: you're welcome
Victory: Wait, three. I would have said yes. [Joe gives confused look] To your proposal. I would have said yes
Joe: May i say something?
[Victory nods and Joe kisses her]
Joe: What are you doing here?
Victory: Just mixing the perfect martini... minus the vermouth
Joe: That would make it imperfect
Victory: Why don't you taste it first?