Favorite John Casey Quotes
Sarah: You want to break up again? I caught some chatter through bites of cereal on the surveillance tap. Sorry. It's an occupational hazard.
Chuck: Um...of course. Look, Sarah. It's not you, it's me.
Casey: Probably not the best idea to give the "it's not you, it's me" speech to a trained assassin wielding a knife.
Beckman: Now, if you excuse me, I am late for my evening plans.
Chuck: Uh, General...um...if you don't mind me asking, what is...what is exactly your version of evening plans?
Casey: Bartowski!
Beckman: It's not top secret, Major, I'm meeting Condoleeza for Cosmos...even I have friends.
Vincent: I'll give one chance, drop your guns.
Chuck: Um, sir, they don't have any guns. I personally put this mission together and I forbid them from packing.
Vincent: Why would you do that?
Chuck: I don't know, I just, you know...I think that guns make things too easy and I like my spies to be tough. Look, you're not gonna shoot me, right?
Vincent: It would be unprofessional not to.
(Casey shoots him)
Chuck: You had a gun?
Casey: I always have a gun.
Chuck: Actually, you know what. I've been thinking.
Casey: Stop that.
Chuck: If our mission is to betray Morgan, I think we should have a second mission to convince Anna of what she's missing without him.
Casey: There's only one mission here, moron.
Chuck: Oh! Moron, that's...you know, sticks and stones may break my bones.
Casey: Wanna test that theory, Bartowski?
Chuck: Not particularly.
Sarah: Chuck you're not going to have us forever. The Intersect was designed so agents could work autonomously.
Shaw: We're your training wheels and your performance tells me it's about time for us to come off.
Casey: I hope you're ready for your big boy bike, Bartowski.
Chuck: It's okay everyone. It was a mistake. An accidental shooting, but Casey is gonna be just fine.
Casey: You idiot. You owe me a toe, Bartowski!
You know, I survived three wars without so much as losing a fingernail before I met you, Bartowski.
Beckman: Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington and put into a secure facility once and for all.
Casey: Operation Moron is over?
Chuck: Casey, I'm handcuffed.
Casey: Relax. Handcuffs are a cinch.
Chuck: Really?
Casey: Yeah. There's a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone. Really easy to break. What you're gonna want to do is you're gonna want to apply torsional pressure to it until it snaps.
Chuck: I'm not gonna break my bone!
Casey: Well, in that case, you are screwed.
(Chuck and Casey watch Anna fight)
Casey: (On the phone) I need a background clearance on one Anna Wu. I have a candidate for possible field work.
Chuck: No!
Chuck: Exactly, and that's why I think we should break up.
Sarah: Is that what you really want?
Chuck: Yes it is.
Casey: Great. Most annoying romance of my life is finally over.
Casey: Let me ask you something. When you escaped from Fulcrum, did you really take out nine guys?
Cole: The truth?
Casey: Professional courtesy.
Cole: It was more like 12. I just don't like to boast.
