Auggie: She kissed me, okay? Not the other way around.
Jonah: [shocked] You guys kissed.

Jonah: Was that Johnny Depp on the phone?
Andy: Welcome to the dream, my friend.

[on Violet, lurking by the pool] What were you doing out here, gauging the pH levels?

Careful you don't burn through your trust fund like you burn through all the people in your life.

Did you just tell me Violet is Sydney's daughter? I'm not a little fuzzy from my two Rum and Cokes.

Jonah: Since when are you Tiger Woods?
Riley: A little Google goes a long way.

What's going on, Riley? Should I have saved the receipt for that ring?

Riley, your Facebook stats says you're In a Relationship. Might wanna change that to Engaged?

Jonah: On a scale of 1-10, how mad are you at me?
Riley: 10 is the highest I can go?

I promise you, there is more to Violet than meets the eye.

Melrose Place Quotes

I've never seen a dead body before.


David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?