Josh Quotes
Emma: Am I gonna see balls?
Josh: I'm so glad you're here. My beautiful baby sister. I need someone who's required to love me.
All I've ever done, all I've ever wanted to do is protect you.
Why is the bathroom mirror calling me a whore?
Sally: And don't mention anything about being a werewolf.
Josh: Right, because I usually lead with that.
I thought we were all far too tortured to have fun.
Josh: Oh, and this you're gonna love. They want to help me find a cure.
Aidan: Bastards!
Yeah, I don't even really know how to respond to that. I mean, I can see that you're speaking English and I know your lips are moving, but I...
Uh...I have very sensitive retinas, so....
I'm so happy that you're sleeping with my ex and not eating her.
Sally: I don't think it's right, putting her in storage.
Josh: It's not like I'm putting her in a well.
Josh: Well, it's not just about safety, it's about research, too!
Sally: Hello 1993.
Nora: Can I get a mocha? Cuz, you know, chocolate is toxic to dogs.
Josh: You're not a dog.
Nora: But I am a canine right?
Josh: Once a month. One night a month. The rest of the time we're still us.
