Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Jules Cobb Quotes
Ellie: What do you want him to do? Live here until he's 60 so you two can spend every second of your lives together?
Jules: Oh my God that would be amazing.
Laurie: What is with the stomach kissing?
Jules: He's trying to jumpstart my uterus!
Oh my God! I want to snort this!
Andy: Is that the candle holder from the room?
Jules: Forget about it.
Jules: This is the first time on this trip it's been just the ladies.
Ellie: It's an embarrassment of bitches.
Stop being a parade rainer-onner. We're taking a group vacation!
Tom is our interhouse-shuttle. I pay him with head pats.
I don't believe in ghosts, because if they were real I'd like to think that I would be felt up all the time.
I hope I NEVER pee this out!
Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.
Hey fellas, I'm trying to talk to my man so could you take that thrashing down to the park?
Nothing on two legs should walk that loud.
