It's Friday working stiffs. Three two one...happy weekend!

Ah! Big Carl! You can almost fix everything.

(to Grayson) Hold my hand. It can still be romantic!

Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.

Grayson: Jules.
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.

What did you tell her to do Chicken Fat?

Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.

Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.

Jules: Whoa! You got to be 21 to drink in this house.
Trav: She's a grad student. She's 23.

Hey it's okay. It's scary to meet your boyfriends mom.

Andy Torres you are amazing. You skip your ass right back here.

Jules: It's smooth like a river rock.
Andy: It tickles.

Cougar Town Quotes

Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.


Drums and guitar, you're so lucky.