Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.

(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!

Jules, Andy, Grayson

Jules: Some of us over did it at the pre no more alimony party party, so I made these margaritas with crushed up aspirin.
Andy: They should market this to drunks! Or us.

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

I can't relate to this dude. He's even to redneck from me and I have a cousin named Grits.

Bobby: How do you say R U I N?
Jules: Roin?

Jules: I'm starting a new list. Most boring game?
Ellie: Penny can.

You know why I like to keep these notepads around? Because I like to keep lists.

I can be mean Grayson. Look Travis's favorite poster. (She rips it) Oh gosh, I think I'm going to throw up.

(to Andy) I just love our girl time.

Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.

Jules: Come on, gimmie a reason. Crack the code!
Ellie: Why did they take so long to tell you?

Cougar Town Quotes

[Title Card]: She's marrying a man her own age, so why is it called Cougar Town?

Jules: Wine in the morning on the weekends. Lets all think about it people.
Bobby: Think about what?
Grayson: Morning drinking.