Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSJules Cobb Quotes
Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.
(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!
Jules, Andy, Grayson
Jules: Some of us over did it at the pre no more alimony party party, so I made these margaritas with crushed up aspirin.
Andy: They should market this to drunks! Or us.
Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?
I can't relate to this dude. He's even to redneck from me and I have a cousin named Grits.
Bobby: How do you say R U I N?
Jules: Roin?
Jules: I'm starting a new list. Most boring game?
Ellie: Penny can.
You know why I like to keep these notepads around? Because I like to keep lists.
I can be mean Grayson. Look Travis's favorite poster. (She rips it) Oh gosh, I think I'm going to throw up.
(to Andy) I just love our girl time.
Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.
Jules: Come on, gimmie a reason. Crack the code!
Ellie: Why did they take so long to tell you?