Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.

(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!

Jules, Andy, Grayson

Jules: Some of us over did it at the pre no more alimony party party, so I made these margaritas with crushed up aspirin.
Andy: They should market this to drunks! Or us.

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

I can't relate to this dude. He's even to redneck from me and I have a cousin named Grits.

Bobby: How do you say R U I N?
Jules: Roin?

Jules: I'm starting a new list. Most boring game?
Ellie: Penny can.

You know why I like to keep these notepads around? Because I like to keep lists.

I can be mean Grayson. Look Travis's favorite poster. (She rips it) Oh gosh, I think I'm going to throw up.

(to Andy) I just love our girl time.

Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.

Jules: Come on, gimmie a reason. Crack the code!
Ellie: Why did they take so long to tell you?

Cougar Town Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.