Kenneth Parcell Quotes
[to Liz, about Drew] Don't get too attached, because once people realize his tonics don't work, it's on to the next town.
Kenneth: But why would you want to cut your hair? You look exactly as I imagine Mary Magadalene to be.
Jenna: Thank you, but I am a selfless person who can't get arrested in this town!
Pete: I already explained that: that was a police sketch of a flasher who happened to look like Tracy... we hope.
Are you pickling squirrel meat? Cause I can lend you my skullpresser.
Adult? You mean like you're driving a car and wearing a suit?
I can't handle the truth!
That's "99 Red Balloons," Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song.
Oh, was it "The Day Is Done My Sweet For The Lambs Have Been Decapitated?
I wouldn't have this job if it wasn't for the mouth in my back.
I feel all car sick inside.
Kenneth: Well, I'm saying you could get your wallet...
Tracy: My what?!
Kenneth: ...and go downstairs to the basement...
Tracy: No!
Kenneth: ...and you go to the soup place, and bring the soup back up here...
Tracy: With what? My arms?
Kenneth: ...make sure to take your IDs with you.
Tracy: That'll be the worst part!
Jenna: We decided we'd get them all hot soup.
Tracy: So... go do that.
Kenneth: Oh, all the other pages have gone home sick, I can't make any runs right now. Maybe the two of you could go get the soup.
[long pause]
Jenna: I don't understand.
Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, Ms. Maroney. You wanted to see me?
Jenna: Kenneth, Tracy and I want to do something for the crew, you know, to thank them for being sick.
Tracy: We didn't know what to get them, but then I had a brain storm. It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
